MIT Is Easy When You Study Biology
23 December 2008 | Jason
The MIT Chorallaries have this one amazing song that I have always wanted to find the lyrics for, but have been unable, so I will transcribe them for you!
If you want a happy time here’s the way
Pick your classes so you always get an A
You big nerds, all in course 6
Have no free time, we both agree
While I play bingo and pickup sticks
We’ll both still get a Tech degreeMIT is easy when you study biology
Or course 13, or course 13
Planetary science is the ultimate party scene
Just like 15, just like 15My one problem set is due the first of May
If it’s past or late I’ll go find my TA
Bat my eyes and act real ditsy
Say he’s cute and flirt in class
I hope that med school will be this easy
I’ll get an A, and I will passMIT is easy when you study biology
Learn about proteins, examine genes
Imagine if you never had to hand in a problem set
Get lots of sleep, that’s what you’d getMy TA speaks real good English
We look at the zebra fish
There’s no math or calculation
It’s easier than masticationMy exams are a fiesta
Grades are on an A+ scale
And in class there’s a siesta
You never fail, you never failMIT is easy when you study biology
We party lots, others cannot
While you’re dressed to study, we run out to get our booze
Or hit the snooze, or hit the snoozeMIT is easy when you study biology
Intense premeds, four-color pens
All you have to do is have a pulse and you’ll get an A
Class is a laugh don’t need no mathMIT is easy when you study biology
Awesome song. BTW, VLC currently has a santa hat on it.
Vivi says:
I’m pretty sure you mean “siesta” =)
Love this song.. though, how old is it, if they still had a course 13 at the time?
December 23rd, 2008 at 10:16 am